According to Glenn Beck, Glenn Beck is "America's premiere storyteller."
Glenn Beck didn't say whether that meant his stories are true or not.
The right-wing radio/internet host is bringing the "stage spectacle" titled "Glenn Beck's Man In the Moon" to the USANA Amphitheatre on July 6.
For a mere $1,250 per person (that's not a typo), you can get the Gold VIP ticket package. That includes admission to a rehearsal - yes, a rehearsal - two days before the event.
On the day of the show, you'll get breakfast; admission to a meet-and-greet with Beck; a barbecue dinner where you can "get to know your fellow VIPs; "awesome" parking; the best seats in the house; a laminated badge "to show everyone your VIP status; and a poster "beautifully designed and signed by Glenn Beck himself."
The most startling item on the list is admission to a Friday "Glenn unplugged" event described as "an intimate session in which Glenn will talk about things he would never talk about on air."
Wait - there are things Beck holds back from his no-holds-barred radio show? Really?
For more info, go to http://www.glennbeck.com/maninthemoon/
Or you can just read the description below. None of the hyperbole has been added. Even the part about how it will "seem to defy logic." This is strictly cut-and-paste.
Man In The Moon is the exciting new stage spectacle by America's premiere storyteller-Glenn Beck! On July 6th, prepare yourself for a truly once in a lifetime experience. Under the stars in Salt Lake City, Utah's USANA Amphitheatre, Glenn will present his "moon's eye view" of the building of America. It's Glenn Beck's imagination come to life. It's Man In The Moon, a story like no other from the creative mind of a storyteller like no other-Glenn Beck.
Man In The Moon will excite and engage all your senses. At times, it will seem to defy logic. The visual spectacle will be beside you...in front of you...behind you. You're not just watching a show-you're inside the show. You'll be swept into a world of mesmerizing creations. Everything will be larger than life, and the moon itself will be there, shining bigger and brighter than you have ever seen it. The moon reminds us of how small we are, and how infinite the universe. The moon has been there from the beginning, reminding us that there is something bigger, something greater than us.
This show that will help you see our history from a completely different point of view, one that will give you hope. Glenn has created an experience that will lift up your family, bring you closer together, and forever change the way we all look at ourselves and the Man In the Moon. We were always the people that believed a brighter future was just about to dawn. On July 6th, Glenn Beck will make you believe that again.
This whole show is about magic and hope...light and dark...family and God...history and the future. It's a story of struggle and triumph, good and evil, and simple people finding a better way. It's about what millions of Americans want: Hope, and to believe in goodness and our country again. Make a new American Memory with your family that none of you will ever forget. Believe In America...believe in us again! Remember, as long as you buy your ticket, you'll get to say that you were there to see Glenn Beck's Man In The Moon!