This week on Jersey Shore (11 p.m., MTV), the girls hire strippers.
This will come as quite a shock to everyone who was under the impression that the girls on "Jersey Shore" ARE strippers.
They're not. They're not that classy.
Elsewhere on TV ...
Republican presidential debate (6 p.m., CNN): Live from Jacksonville, Fla.
Men's college basketball: Hawaii at Utah State (7 p.m., Altitude); Utah at UCLA (8:30 p.m., Fox College Sports - Pacific)
The Big Bang Theory (7 p.m., CBS/Ch. 2), Raj forms an odd (even for him) bond with his cell phone.
30 Rock (7 and 8 p.m., NBC/Ch. 5): Jack meddles in Liz's love life; Jack and Liz battle over her contract.
American Idol (7 p.m., Fox/Ch. 13): Auditions continue.
Project Runway: All Stars (7 p.m., Lifetime): Designers have just six hours to complete this week's challenge.
Rob (7:30 p.m., CBS/Ch. 2): Rob and Maggie have their first fight. Over a pillow.
Parks and Recreation (7:30 p.m., NBC/Ch. 5): Leslie and Ben plan a bowling party.
The Finder (8 p.m., Fox/Ch. 13): A NASA scientist asks Walter for help finding a woman he met at a bar.
The Firm (9 p.m., NBC/Ch. 5): Mitch defends a gambler who's accused of murder.
Archer (11 p.m., FX): Cyril is promoted to field agent.