MONSTERS - The Salt Lake Tribune News from The Salt Lake Tribune en-us (Webmaster) Kirby: Monsters in the dark <div class="hnews hentry item"> <h4><a class="url entry-title" href="">Kirby: Monsters in the dark</a></h4> <span class="author vcard"><span class="fn">By Robert Kirby </span></span> <span class="source-org vcard"><span class="org fn"> Tribune Columnist</span></span> <h5><span class="updated" title="2014-08-17T15:18:08.551-06:00">Updated Aug 17, 2014 03:18PM MDT</span></h5> <div class ="entry-content">Monsters inhabited my bedroom when I was a kid. I felt them peering at me from the darkness, waiting for me to nod off so they could creep over and rip the life out of me, or worse. The worst was Cow Head. It was a tall cadaverous being with the head of a cow. It had a lolling, wart-covered tongue, red eyes and a nose that leaked acid snot. Note: I have no idea from where my imagination conjured this monster unless it was a slightly distorted image of my third-grade teacher. Next in the terr...</div> <h5><a rel="item-license" href=""> Copyright 2013 The Salt Lake Tribune. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.</a></h5> </div> Sun, 17 Aug 2014 15:18:08 MDT