Lake Buena Vista, Fla. » Never has a place been more aptly named than Disney World.
This well-planned, 47-square mile complex is indeed a world unto itself. In fact, tourists can visit a continent such as Africa or countries that include Mexico, France, Morocco, Great Britain, Italy and Norway without leaving the premises.
How big is it?
Disney World includes four theme parks, two water parks, 32 hotels (23 of them owned by Disney), six golf courses, a wedding pavilion, a campground, a sports complex that includes a NASCAR quality auto track, a monorail system, water taxis, a Downtown Disney shopping area, miniature golf courses, and its own highway system.
So, how can you see and do as much as possible without becoming so exhausted that each day becomes a death march instead of a vacation?
The answer is advance planning.
There are many good guides to Disney World. Park officials recommend Birnbaum Guides' 2009 Walt Disney World . The Unofficial Guide to Disney World is another good choice.
When I told Disney Destinations print and online media director Rick Sylvain that my wife and I were going to try to see the four major parks in three days, he shook his head and asked if we really knew what we were attempting. We didn't, and quickly discovered that three days is much too short to see four Disney World theme parks, much less try to enjoy staying at the Boardwalk Hotel, golfing, relaxing by a pool or going to a water park.
And we didn't even think about seeing such nearby attractions such as Universal Studios Orlando or Sea World, which friends have told us are equally fun.
Some tips:
» If you can afford it, stay inside the Disney complex (see sidebar). That will save transportation costs and give you a place to crash in the middle of the day or after a long day of trekking the pavement and waiting in lines.
» Be picky. Decide which attractions and parks are priorities and get to them first. If you have any energy after that, then see the others.
If at all possible, go in the off-season. You can eat up a lot of time and energy waiting in lines. Use the fast-pass option which allows you to come to a big attraction such as Epcot's Soarin' within a certain time period and cut to the front of the line.
» Take plenty of money. This will not be an inexpensive family vacation. From lodging to food to theme park admissions, nothing is cheap. For example, one adult ticket purchased online for three consecutive days at the four theme parks costs $212. Add a "park hopper" option to that which allows you to visit multiple parks on the same day and it's even pricier. Add to that admission to water parks and golf courses, the lure of shopping and side trips to other Orlando-area theme parks and the cost of a family vacation just continues to escalate.
» Check for on-line specials on the Disney World web site or consult with a Utah travel agent specializing in Disney trips.
» Make reservations for dinner. Many of the most popular fine dining places are booked early in the day.
So, is Disney World worth the effort and expense?
Judging from the happy looks on thousands of faces, the answer would be yes. This is a place where adults can wear absolutely ridiculous hats without a second thought; where attractions and hotels are well planned with impressive attention to detail; where tourists trade and collect pins; where there are no traditional amusement park rides but "attractions" in every sense of the word; and where people watching is almost as much fun as the parks.
If you can't stand Mickey Mouse or being inundated with everything Disney, this is definitely not the place for you. But if you can buy into the Disney magic, Disney World is a place you'll want to visit at least once in your lifetime.
After recently spending three days trying to see as much of the four theme parks as possible and experiencing most of the major rides, here are my purely subjective ratings:
Most fun park » Disney Hollywood Studios
Most educational park » Epcot
Best original Disneyland ride » Big Thunder Mountain Railroad, Magic Kingdom
Worst original Disneyland ride » Peter Pan, Magic Kingdom
Best thrill ride » Aerosmith Rock n' Roller Coaster at Hollywood Studios
Scariest ride introduction » Mission: SPACE, Epcot
Funniest acronym interpretation » Epcot stands for Every Person Comes Out Tired
Longest line » Soarin', Epcot
Best show » It's Tough to Be a Bug, Animal Kingdom
Most interesting ride » Kilimanjaro Safaris, Animal Kingdom
Most disappointing ride » The Seas With Nemo and Friends, Epcot
Most fun place to eat » 50's Prime Time Diner, Hollywood Studios
Best on-site hotel » Disney's Grand Floridian Resort
Best theme park icon » Tree of Life, Animal Kingdom
Tom Wharton
Icon at center of park » Mickey's Fantasia Hat.
Classic attractions » Star Tours, The Great Movie Ride, Studio Backlot Tour, American Film Institute Showcase, The American Idol Experience, Rock n' Roller Coaster Starring Aerosmith, Sounds Dangerous With Drew Carey, Walt Disney's One Man's Dream, Twilight Zone Tower of Terror.
Kids attractions » Journey Into Narnia: Prince Caspian; Honey I Shrunk the Kids Movie Set Adventure, Star Wars Jedi Training Academy, Muppet Vision 3D, Voyage of the Little Mermaid, Toy Story Mania.
Live entertainment » Playhouse Disney, Extreme Action Stunt Show, Block Party Bash, Beauty and the Beast, Fantasmic, Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular.
Icon at center of park » Cinderella's Castle
Classic Attractions » Haunted Mansion, Pirates of the Caribbean, Splash Mountain, Space Mountain, Big Thunder Mountain Railroad, It's a Small World, Peter Pan's Flight, Jungle Cruise, Tomorrowland Speedway, Carousel of Progress, Enchanted Tiki Room, Splash Mountain, People Mover, Liberty Square Riverboat.
Kids' attractions » Monsters, Inc., Laugh Floor, Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin, Dumbo the Flying Elephant, Mad Tea Party, Country Bear Jamboree, Snow White's Scary Adventure, Cinderella's Golden Carrousel, Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh.
Live entertainment » Storytime with Belle, Dream-Along with Mickey, SpectroMagic Parade.
Icon at center of park: The Tree of Life
Classic attractions » Kilimanjaro Safaris, Kali River Rapids, Primeval Whirl, Habitat Habit, Conservation Station, Discovery Island Trails, The Oasis Exhibits, Dinosaur, It's Tough to Be a Bug, Pangani Forest Trail, Expedition Everest, Maharajah Jungle Trek, Cretaceous Trail, Wildlife Express Train, Dino-Sue.
Kids attractions » The Boneyard, Fossil Fun Games, Kids Discovery Clubs, Affection Station, TriceraTop Spin.
Live entertainment » Finding Nemo the Musical, Mickey's Jammin' Jungle Parade, Festival of the Lion King.
Icon at center of the park: Spaceship Earth
Classic attractions » Soarin', Test Track, Mission: SPACE, Maelstrom, Spaceship Earth, Honey I Shrunk the Audience, World Showcase, Circle of Life, Living With The Land, Universe of Energy.
Kids attractions » Disney's Kim Possible World Showcase Adventures, Image Works -- The Kodak "What If" Lab, The Seas With Nemo and Friends, Imagination Pavilion, Turtle Talk With Crush, Journey Into Imagination With Figment.
Live entertainment » Illuminations: Reflections of Earth, World Showcase Entertainment.
